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Witnessing the Madonna of Morality kavetch about being raked over by her own lack of brain cells, competing with two gentlemen who, let’s be honest, don’t seem to be the intellectual equivalent of anyone over, perhaps, a solid Toyota Corolla, circa 2010ish (if I’m being honest), and using that EMBARASSING lack of smarts (or people around her that had any sense of duh about them) to pull out her poor disadvantaged I AM WOMAN card is, well, filled with cringe, and thus lulz, and thus love. Yes….
Taylor Swift brought love into my life in the form of lulz, a great big OTT burst of lulz. Thank you, thank you for just…for just doing you, from 30,000 feet high in the air, in your private jet, sipping tea and tweeting about standing in solidarity with the spotted banana, even though it’s poisonous and kills everything around it, but there’s only one left and it’s right where there’s a crapton of oil but that oil gone sit, that spotted banana gone live. WE WILL SAVE THE SPOTTED BANANA!
Ok, I’m calmed down, I’m calmed down. Here’s how InTouch Weekly covered this entertaining affair.
Taylor Swift Talks About the Importance of ‘Ownership’ Amid Record Label and Scooter Braun Drama – InTouch Weekly
Excerpt:
Taylor has been involved in a heated fight over the right to own her own music since June, when Scott Borchetta.’s Big Machine Label Group was sold to Scooter, 38, for more than $300 million. — which included Taylor’s entire music catalog. “This is my worst-case scenario. This is what happens when you sign a deal at 15 to someone for whom the term ‘loyalty’ is clearly just a contractual concept. And when that man says ‘Music has value’, he means its value is beholden to men who had no part in creating it,” Taylor wrote in a lengthy statement on Tumblr